If you call them, they will come. I was in the park and this tiny chick all dressed up in her cheerleader uniform, went walking by. I knew I had to meet her, so my quick thinking led me to have her help me look for my lost emotional support dog, Slut. She even went back to my room to help me look, because Slut s love my hotel room. This shit is just too easy. I truly amaze even myself sometimes
