Our enthusiastic viewer, Christian expressed an interest in joining our stable of cocksuckers. We are glad to have him on board, but felt he needed to prove himself with a tough assignment Meet Ewan! He is a recently divorced lawyer in his mid 40s who lives on the Upper East Side. Ewans wife caught him in bed with an Asian lady-of-the-evening, hence their divorce. With all this said, Ewan has attitude, some might say he is an arrogant New Yorker and we couldnt necessarily disagree.