If wiry, unpretty, and hard-assed real men are your thing, you re not gonna be able to get enough of Mike Tucker. He s the guy who d repo your car after just missing just one payment - you only wish you could accompany him back to the lot, with him sitting firmly on your face as punishment the whole time. And speaking of hard-assed, that s one supple, firm posterior: why is it that tough guys like Mike always have such bea-you-ti-full booties! We don t know: it s just the universal reality.