Des writes: To make a lot of guys envious, I swear that the following is true. I visited London and on the first night, I went to a club. Sitting at one table was a beautiful girl with her friends. I was sure that I knew her. When she stood up to go to the ladies rest room, I saw her side-on, and as I watched her, I saw that she had on a tight T-shirt. It was the size of her tits, though, that made me hard almost immediately. I was 99 percent sure of who she was, so I walked across the room and took long steps so that I would pass the ladies room just before she got there. I was right. I did recognize her. Believe it or not, it was Nicole Peters. As I got to the door of the ladies, I stopped to let her pass. As she drew level with me, I asked her if she would let me have her autograph because, I said, I had never met such a spectacularly pretty-faced model before. She looked at me and then smiled. I was glad for the semi-darkness because by now, my face was purple. She asked if I would wait
