Lulu Devine: Fireplace Bra-Buster

My breasts weigh 18 pounds each! Lulu Devine said in a 1993 SCORE interview. I weighed them on a digital scale and, believe it or not, my back doesnt hurt at all. Lulu and sister Toppsy Curvey became known outside of the exotic dancer and big-bust modeling world because of their habit of running onto major league baseball fields during games in progress and trying to snog the ballplayers. I became a Blue Jays fan because, when I started running out onto baseball fields, the first time was in Toronto. The fans were really responsive to me and enjoyed it. Plus, the ballplayers and the organization were good about it. Now the Blue Jays love me because every time I run out they win. Not that they wouldnt win without me, but they now call me the Lucky Bandit. I call Toppsy the Kiss of Death, because sometimes the home team loses when she runs out. Shell probably get on me a little for telling you this, but I only call her that for kicks. The truth is that Toppsy is getting so popular that she gets more press than the players, and she deserves it.