Its April, 2000, the last day of the 5th Boob Cruise and Alyssa Alps was in charge of writing the ships log. We had begged Miss Alps to attend Boob Cruise for three years and she always turned us down but this time she accepted. The ships log is a big job but one she could handle because she had been writing her SCORE column On The Road every month. Although Alyssa said she did not want to pose for photos, a vow she kept all that week, on the last day, the lure of the camera and this tropical paradise worked its magic.