Wherever Billi Bardot goes on any given day, theres always a guy who wants to be helpful. Thats easy to see why. I dont think Ive ever had to wait to be helped, Billi said. A man will be standing there holding the door for me, and Im like, Yeah, Ill be there in two minutes! I do love men who maintain a traditional male role. I like to have doors opened for me. I like to have chairs pulled out for me. I love flowers. I guess Im very traditional small-towny in that sense. Ive gotten a pass on a lot of speeding tickets and not just speeding tickets. Open-container tickets, you name it. I get warning tickets sometimes. I got a speeding ticket from a female officer, but that doesnt count. This female officer, she came to my car window and I could tell she was already pissed off, and I said, Do you have a male partner I can speak to! That went over like a sack of rocks. A look down at Billis cleavage when shes behind the wheel explains this interesting phenomenon.
