Brandon Jones 14.1k

The latest scoop I am hearing is that Brandon Jones is in a relationship with XL. Is there any validity to this rumor? After I saw the First Date Next Door Ebony video, I can sorta see why, if it's true. It's like your bodies were created for each other! Cool! I would like to give you two my blessing and my congratulations! I wish the best for you guys' and I hope you two make more flicks together. Perfect formula!

A couple of days back I read a post from a Mr. Recht Dinwiddie and his observations forced me to look at Brandon Jones's videos again from a different trajectory. Having done that, I must agree with Mr. Dinwiddie that Brandon has flawlessly beautiful and perfect feet. Don't know why I haven't noticed until now since I have always had a weakness for pretty feet and toes! I probably hadn't noticed on Brandon because Brandon is so damn sexy all over, everything about him is so damned sexy all over that it is nearly impossible to only notice his feet. Has Brandon ever considered making any fetish video sex pieces? I think that he should and that they would be good. I could visualize a piece now where Brandon is a customer at a bank that is getting robbed. The crook grabs Brandon as a hostage so that the police don't shoot at him. He takes Brandon to his hideout place and ties him up and gags him. Brandon's feet and his ass are exposed making him vulnerable to his captor. The crook spends the rest of his time sucking Brandon's toes, and eating Brandon's asshole. Make that a video, please.

I would like to proudly say that I think that I am your biggest fan. I love and know your work backwards and forwards. I have observed and studied you for years and I feel that we are somewhat kindred spirits, Mr. Brandon Jones and myself. I have a question for you and I hope that I am not being too invasive. I was wondering if you and the adult gay porn star XL are in a serious relationship? My reason for asking is because I have seen all of your work and I feel like I know it very well. However, there is a piece I believe that it is called First Date which is a Next Door Ebony Production where you and XL make passionate intense love to each other. It's has quickly become my longtime favorite piece of your work in the archives. The scene begins with the two of you getting acquainted with each other. You all are connected through the eye contact as well as the physical touch. It's very sweet and I find it deeply intimate. XL pours a glass of wine for the two of you, and afterwards, you become physically intimate. To me, you do not fuck, but you two guys are actually making love and it is a very beautiful scene. I sense a very deep and intimate connection between the two of you. I have never seen nor felt nor detected this chemistry in any other scenes that I have watched you with so many other professional performers. There is seemingly a well lighted passionate fire that exudes you guys as you are together. I have never seen this between anyone else ever and I know that I am a great judge of character. I will say this, in the event that I am completely wrong about this, and I don't think that I am, I think that the two of you should develop a special relationship between each other! To this very day, I think that is the loveliest lovemaking I have ever witnessed. I also think that you and XL need to do more work together because of that incredible chemistry between you guys. I absolutely love it! If you guys are an item, let me wish you all the best and hope that you find a never ending happiness in each other! Godspeed, you guys, I love the two of you together!

Hello, Brandon Jones! I want to be among those who are supportive of your career by congratulating you on the success of CABIN RETREAT. It's great to see that you have evolved so much that you are working on both sides of the camera, how exciting is that!? I am very happy for you I hope that this is the beginning of a long line of productions to come forth in the not too distant future. Keep up the ambitious great work. For quite a few years now I have longed to see you paired up in a steamy sex scene with Diesel Washington. I think that the both of you guys bring the same intensities for what you do in the sex scenes you have portrayed in the past, you being the submissive powerful bottom and Diesel being the aggressive dominant top. Since you are now into the production side as well as the acting and performing side of video, I think it would be great and wise for your next project to be a production to incorporate Diesel Washington and his very intimate talents to be your butt fucking partner. It would be very exciting for the viewers including myself. I have anticipated this a lot longer than I care to disclose. Thanks so much and best wishes to you.

More than anything else I want Brandon Jones to get dominated and fucked by the one and only Diesel Washington. I have seen Brandon conquer some marvelous feats with that awesome hole of his. I want to see him endure Diesel who has a large EVERYTHING including a very agile tongue,which he isn't afraid to use. He likes to get the ass well saturated before he sticks it. The way he does it, I can see Brandon's beautiful eyes rolling to the back of his head as though he's about to faint as Diesel primes that pretty little ass of his up for a drilling. I can also hear Brandon's distinct voice as he moans and groans in deep pleasure and sheer delight. I have wanted this to happen for years now!

It has been just shy of a year since I last posted a message to you, Mr. Brandon Jones, in care of dbnaked.com and I have to say that I am proud and happy to see the evolution taking place in your career. You are involved in directing, producing,and writing and I wish I could give you a hug right now. I have so much respect for you for that. Just like Adam Killian, you are a multithreat in the industry and to think that it all started from your smoking hot good looks and your undeniable sexiness! I was looking at the posts submitted by others around the same time last year that I posted. There are really a good number of cool and creative ideas for video production and I think that you should take a serious look at them and see what you are able to work with. I want to congratulate you on your production, "Cabin Retreat." It is a great production, great casting, and beautifully done. You are already ahead of Adam Killian merely because you aren't afraid of diversifying your cast members! Then again, I always remembered that you worked wonderfully with very sexy guys of various nationalities and ethnicities. I really want to see you take on the new gay vampire project, and even though you are a director and producer now, I think it is so important that you are also cast as the vampire's main love interest who he puts under his power and carries off to his consecrated lair and romantically possesses and converts to a vampire by eating your very beautiful ass!

As a guy with a fetish for shapely, muscular ass and a fondness for feet, I think that Brandon Jones is your complete package. I have watched many fuck flicks that feature Brandon in various positions where his feet end up in the air and I find myself hypnotically captured by his extremely shapely and sexy feet. Oh my God, they are so lovely and perfect. He has incredible arch extension that's damn near dainty and toes that look delicate and glamorous. I really like the way person before my post so creatively described Brandon Jones as a man who possesses a "Dainty Masculinity." Although I never heard that term until recently, I believe that I know exactly what it means and it perfectly describes Brandon's appearance and his persona. I believe that is why I am so very attracted to him just like a magnet! When he is getting fucked by a guy who's positioned Brandon on his back, if he grabs Brandon's ankles while drilling that sexy hole, Brandon tends to point his toes and I am already cumming!!! My GOD, IT'S A TURN ON!!! With that in mind I think it would be great if there was a pleasure flick made where a horny pervert sneaks up on an unsuspecting Brandon, grabs him, allows him to struggle a little to try to get free,then chloroforms Brandon to unconsciousness. Next, he strips Brandon down, ties him up and positions him in a way to where the ass and the feet are convenient and easily accessible. When Brandon awakens, he discovers that his ass and his feet are repeatedly being made love to! That, is a fetish turn on if I say so myself. He would also make a sexy kidnapped hostage in a sex slave scene, as well as a romantic captive victim in a vampire flick.

In my sincerest option Brandon Jones is the loveliest, and best put together guy on the planet. He is very unique and I describe both his charm and his physical presence as dainty masculinity. This guy is cute, sweet, and absolutely marvelous when it comes to sex. I also admire the fact that when it comes to his sexual partners, Brandon is color blind and no matter who he is paired with, he gives it his all. I love having watched his tremendous body of work. Brandon is excellent for the camera. Being photogenic it seems like everytime he is captured on film I always swear that this is the sexiest man on earth! No one wears a thong, Speedo, bikini brief, or jock strap quite like Brandon. When he is wearing whatever, you can't help wanting to grab him and just fuck him all day long. I want to see more video projects featuring Brandon Jones. He is the ultimate fantasy.

Over the past ten or twelve years, Brandon Jones is still the hottest damn guy in the industry of gay porn!! He has turned me on and floated my boat constantly over the years ever since the first moment I ever laid eyes on him wearing a barely there flimsy pair of tight, silky pink male bikini briefs. This hot stud can wear anything that he wants and the sexiness just oozes right out of him. I am nit seeing him as much as I have been wanting to lately. Please come out and let those who love you get more servings of the marvelous you in film, video, and print. I think you are getting sexier as the years go by and I grow an even stronger desire to meet you in person. Some time ago.i remember reading where one of your fans submitted a fantasy he had of a video where you were captured and ravished by a big, muscular Ebony god who takes you and makes you cum so much that you faint right into his powerful arms and he continues to have you over and over with your helpless trembling in ecstasy. That is STILL some of the sexiest shit I have ever heard of and I am so surprised that you guys haven't produced it just yet!! Well, it's been years later and what are you waiting for? You need for this to happen yesterday. Sincerest regards and sheer happiness I wish on you always.

Brandon Jones definitely looks like he would be a VERY tasty treat. I want to see this scrumptious morsel and all of that tight, beautiful ass of his in a flick where he is overpowered by some ass hungry hunks who kidnap him and carry him off to a sex den and rape him repeatedly!!! Brandon is so damned hot that the hunks with their muscular pecs and stiff sausages can't seem to get enough of him.

I'll tell you what.... that new kind of blood sucking gay vampire is some steamy shit to get off into. I an feeling it all the way! One thing that I am not so clear on is how do I get to view it? I am googling it and coming up with zilch. Please make it more clear how to pull it up so the rest of us can satisfy our curiosities with no difficulty. Hats off to the creater of this sizzling hot venture.

My favorite kind of movie in the horror genre is the vampire movie. Hollywood has evolved and romanticized the vampire many times over recent years. What I would like to see is a gay vampire. The gay vampire would spot out his object of desire and craftily charm and trap his prey. Using supernatural powers the vampire enchants his victim, thus weakening him in something of a trance. The vampire nibbles on his victim's neck which subdues the prey and gets him horny. The vampire quickly elevates to a euphoric state because the victim becomes his possession at this point. The vampire then bends his victim over, tears away the seat of his pants, and sinks his teeth right into the victim's asshole and eats him out, that alone kills the victim. If the vampire wants to convert the victim into a vampire as well, he jacks off the victim while he eats the asshole out at the same time. Wow, just visualization of this gets you horny! I would love to see this brought to life on the screen and if happens, please make Brandon Jones be the original object of the vampire's affection! It would be so sexy and a mere international turn on watching the beauty of Brandon Jones being forced to give in to the sexual whims of the nighttime prowler. Of course Brandon Jones has a way of making everything romantic and intensely sexual. His beauty is of a very unique quality yet it is so raw and natural at the same time. I could go on and on about this, but the short if it is this; bring the gay vampire to life and let him steam up the screen by having Beautiful Brandon Jones!

It would be very sexually stimulating to see the sexy Brandon Jones gettin devoured and manhandled by Zeb Atlas, who can't keep his cool because Brandon's sexiness just drives him bananas! I would love to see something like that !!

True enough I am in love with all things Brandon Jones. I love Canada because that is his home land. In fact if I encounter anything at all that is Canadian,whether it is money, magazines, a phone call, or movie, you name it, I associate it with Brandon Jones. Why just a couple weeks ago, looking at the on screen program guide, I saw a title listed on the Manhandle Adult Network as "Canada's Great White Girth." My heart raced to program the DVR. I was positive that Brandon would be broadcast in the production and sure enough, his paired off sex scene was the 3rd entry if the show. It so very well made my day, I got to see my Beauty! That made my whole day. However, regardless of what I do, I can't seem to see Brandon nearly enough to be satisfied. I should be ashamed of myself for that! If I ever met him in person, it would change my whole life. I would want him to be my bestie! I would go out of my way to please him! One thing that has kept me in awe for a number of years is that Brandon doesn't age at all. I have studied him enough to know how to look at him and identify with his age, that is how I can determine whether his work is current or not. When Brandon was early in his career, his ass hadn't quite filled out to what it has up to date. In other words, the fullness of his very shapely ass tells me whether or not he is young! When you get older, you get better and that certainly holds true for his ass! Another thing that impresses me is his ability to take various sex toys and paraphernalia up his ass with no problem at all! It's amazing! I have been forced to run away with my imagination because of this; I never recalled Brandon ass being invaded by a double penetration! That is something that I would love to see. I would love to see Brandon fucked by Sam Swift and Barrett Long at the same time. What a treat that'll be to watch, the idea of it alone gives me a morning type of woodie!

Very sexually stimulating I find it to see Mr Brandon Jones on the screen. He is the total and complete package with his super cute looks,smoking hot body, over the top sex appeal, and a beautiful beautiful butt with hypnotic powers as far as I am concerned. I have been an admirer of Brandon's open mindedness,as I have watched many of his sexcapades over the years, his numerous partners have represented a vast array of ethnicities,nationalities,skin colors,and backgrounds. Besides hooking up with Brandon Jones, they all have had one other thing in common, they are all gorgeous hunks! I do have an old mind blowing fantasy that I have had for a long time involving Brandon Jones. I call it Stalker? Or Dr. Feel good? Brandon leads a worry free but responsible life of a single gay male. Brandon manages to turn heads wherever he may go. Unbeknownst to Brandon, he has an obsessed admirer who manages to follow him wherever he may go. He has followed Brandon to work, class,coffee shop, laundry mat, and even to his doctor appointments to name a few places. At Brandon's doctor visit he has to schedule a follow up appointment with the receptionist and the stalker is lurking in the waiting room , he overhears the appointment time for the next week. After Brandon leaves, the receptionist has to turn her back from the window, the stalker grabs the appointment book and makes adjustments to Brandon's scheduled time making it late to where it will overlap into after office hours. The rest of the week goes as planned and Brandon received his reminder of the appointment in the mail. The time change stuns him for a minute, but he shakes it off and goes on. He goes to the appointment the following week and the office looks very deserted . The stalker is posing as the receptionist and has signed Brandon in.Brandon thinks that it is a new employee and is very friendly. The stalker takes Brandon to an examination room and tells Brandon to disrobe and put on the hospital gown and to relax on the exam table.Brandon does just that and is told that the doctor will be there shortly. The stalker leaves, changes to doctor lab coat, stethoscope, and mask and returns to the exam room . Brandon doesn't recognize him behind the mask. Before he knows it, Brandon is secured to the table and his legs are in stirrups! He can't get free!! The stalker removes the mask and reveals himself as Dr Feel good. He immediately gropes and strokes Brandon's sexy body from head to toe. While at the toes, the doc starts a sexual tryst with Brandon's exposed feet!! Brandon cries for helps and then begins t I moan and laugh as his toes are sucked and his feet are tickled. Doc removed his pants and straddles Brandon's face. The victim was still crying for help until doc gagged him with his dick and fucked Brandon's face! Afterwards he puts the laughing gas on up to Brandon's face and he is made to breathe it in. Totally under his spell, Brandon is totally violated,ass eaten out and fucked dick sucked until drained. The doctor has destroyed Brandon's beautiful asshole with an array of sex toys he inserted into the cutie pie! The doc has completely violated the lad and gad his way. Every sexual thing you can think of, doc did it to poor helpless Brandon!

What's going on, Sexy Guy? That is the only way you can describe Brandon Jones. What I think would really be cool is to see you do a sexy rape scene with that mighty colossal dude, Zeb Atlas. Zeb is getting married the next day and his buddies are throwing a bachelor party for him. The strippers are brought in to entertain the guys. All these gay hunks are very desirable, but one of them really sticks out from the rest and that would be Brandon Jones. The guys are having a drunken blast of a great time. Zeb, who is the guest of honor, takes full advantage of every indulgence the party has to offer. In fact, he has just about gone overboard. Late in the party Zeb has gotten so horny that he has practically lost control. Brandon is introduced to the groom who is due to marry his soul mate, Lyle the very next day. Brandon thought that it was time for him to honor the future groom with the last lap dance of his life as a single gay man. Brandon is working it like never before. His sultry, exotic moves have Zeb's temperature rising to an all time high. Brandon bends over stroking his own sexy feet as he dances. HE then straddles the muscle man's lap and starts grinding with his sexy round ass facing Zeb. Zeb yells and chants as he can't resist the sight of Brandon's very sexy butt gyrating before him in a very revealing snug pair of skivvies. Zeb totally looses it and rips the panty briefs from Brandon's rear end pulls apart the dancer's ass and started eating the guy like he was starving! Brandon, who is caught off guard pleads, "Oh, no! Don't!" Zeb has such a tight hold that the dancer isn't strong enough to break free. Zeb, later turns the guy upside down and starts licking and sucking the dancer's pretty feet and working his way to the crotch. Next thing you know, Zeb is sucking Brandon's dick while dangling the dancer upside down. Brandon is forced to cum while upside down and light headed all at once. The combined sensations cause the dancer to pass out. Zeb tosses the,sexy guy over his shoulder and scurries off with him back to a private dressing room. Brandon is tied to a cross and fucked helplessly. He is later tied to a bench with his legs straddled open and wide and fucked some more. In fact, the poor guy is tied in nearly every position you can think of and fucked mercilessly! Zeb had so much fun getting off on Brandon that he failed to show up for his wedding! As for Brandon, he is no longer allowed to dance, instead he remains a sex prisoner to Zeb for the rest of his days.

Mr.Brandon Jones, I see you achieving a remarkable level of fame such that one day you probably won't be able to walk around in public without guys pawing after you and groping you. That is just how great you look. For that, I have am idea for a video. Brandon is a gay exotic dancer part of a gay male revue with individual acts from the various performers. Brandon is doing his thing in front of a full,receptive audience. One of the audience members is this big hulking dude who is really determined to get his moneys worth. He has been ogling all the performers on stage, putting tips in jocks, and even feeling them up and getting scolded by the bouncers. Brandon's exotic dancing is turning this guy on like you wouldn't believe. The guy has been warned previously not to expose his dick and not to touch the dancers, or he will be thrown out of the establishment. The guy has really been struggling to control himself while Brandon is performing. When Brandon bends over and shakes his cute ass, the guy looses it and charges for the stage! No one is able to stop him. "I'm taking this one!" He's coming up to Brandon, who is backing away and yelling for security,"Help! Security! Please,crazed fan on the stage!"Brandon unknowingly backs himself into one of the stage props and is trapped. The wild, hulking fan grabs Brandon, throws him over his shoulder and runs backstage with the frightened star crying for help. "My God, please! Do something! He has me,HELP!" The crazed fan runs off to a dark, abandoned area where old set props are stored. He is covering Brandon's mouth to muffle his cries for help and is feeling up the sexy dancer with his free hand. Brandon nearly escapes, but is grabbed with a bear hug. The poor guy is squeezed by his attacker to the point where he is out of air! Brandon falls helplessly unconscious in the guys most powerful grip. Carrying his limp, seemingly lifeless prey,he takes Brandon even further into the abyss of stage props to where they can't possibly be seen easily by security staff who may be searching for them. He has found some rope and tied his conquest up just in case he awakens and tries to escape. At first,the fan is just nibbling poor Brandon's ear, neck, and armpits. Next, he bends Brandon over a prop, clutches both of the victims ass cheeks and spreads them wide open. His mouth began to water as he gazed at the dancer's beautiful ripe asshole. "Yeah! It's calling me!" He then buried his face in Brandon's anus and started licking and eating him like he starved for this guy for many years. The tickling sensation of having his asshole eaten began to waken the helpless, bound victim. He felt himself becoming aroused , but discovering the ropes that bound him and not recognizing where he was, he was still very afraid. The crazed fan noticed that Brandon's dick was getting hard, so he jacked off his victim and sucked his,dick first. Brandon kept trying to cry for help as his aggressor sucked his dick, but it was too overwhelmingly powerful for him. His cries gradually became moans if pleasure and enjoyment.After Brandon shot cum down his kidnapper's throat, he himself got dick thirsty. The crazed fan put his dick in Brandon's mouth and Brandon sucked him off as though his life may have depended on it! Next, the fan went back to Brandon's natural glory hole and got him nicely soaked and fucked the poor, helpless star for the greater length of the evening. The security staff at the theatre never found them, they were too well hidden among the props!

Damn you, Brandon Jones!! How the fuck did you get so damn beautiful?! I'm telling you, my man It's just impossible for me to look at you and keep clean thoughts on my mind. No one has ever affected me that way. Definitely you have that IT factor. Your attractiveness is purely hypnotic. It would be totally euphoric doing things to you! If only I should be so lucky!

I probably sound no different from anybody else when it comes to this vision of carnal delight,Brandon Jones. We all have heard of indecent exposure, well it should be illegal for Brandon Jones to wear anything more than skimpy skivvies. I like that guys video idea where the guy makes Brandon pass out in his arms when Brandon cums! That's sexy as hell and I will gladly volunteer to play the part of the Dom who kidnaps him and fucks him til he can't take it anymore...hell, I probably would have an orgasm myself from him fainting in my arms - Brandon is just that hot!

What a tasty looking tease, the beautiful Brandon Jones is. You can't blame anyone for wanting to grab him. I think that every square inch of this gorgeous guy is sexy and tasty. Got any samples? I am jealous of anyone who is lucky enough to land that first prize trophy. Wouldn't do me any good to have him, I would absolutely FORBID him to wear a stitch of clothing, except an occasional Speedo or jock strap that's slightly smaller than his regular size! Forgive my naughtiness, please. Brandon brings out that side of me! Why I would be thrilled having sex with his fingers and toes, GRRRRRR!

For me, you are a JEREMY. That is the nickname I have given to every pretty man who turns me on. As a result of my classification system, you, Mr. Brandon Jones, are indeed a JEREMY! If I am ever lucky enough to meet you, I would probably have a difficult time keeping my hands off of you.

I think I believe that Brandon Jones is the most pretty and beautiful guy in the whole world for me. I love everything about him. He have pretty hair. He have pretty smile. The face is so beautiful. The neck is sensuous. He has very pretty hands and fingers. He has seductive eyes. His dick is a beautiful sculpture. He has a great sexy ass. The legs are lean and very nice. Oh my God, his feet, so lovely sexy, and elegant! I can make love to each one of his beautiful toes! No one else can say that like me. I appreciate all of you!

To Mr. Brandon Jones- YOU BETTER

I really like Brandon Jones a lot. Brandon, you are so cute! Brandon,you are very,very pretty. So good to look at. Brandon Jones is beautiful, too sexy for words. I like to see you more. Thank you for sharing your beauty and sexiness with this world. You make us happy and the world smile,cause you bring more beauty to it. I think you are friend

So sure that I am NOT the first one to say this, but Brandon Jones is way beyond "HOT", he himself should be bottled up and marketed as an aphrodisiac! That little stud muffin a d his ravenous cakes are as fine as they come. In my opinion, he should be a whole lot more visible in the industry than what he is presently. I just saw an array of photos of him obviously modeling varios types of Speedos' and jocks. , I believe it was 15 different poses. After seeing all of them, I felt a little embarrassed because I squirted cum juice all in my pants! The last time I ever did anything like that was the first time one of our star athletes at school just grabbed me, palmed my ass, and started manhandling and kissing me with an open mouth! My life has never been the same since. I consider myself a very ravenous bottom who lives to be dominated. I get off on role play. Brandon Jones gets next to me like no one else has. He makes me want to switch up and see what's it like to be an aggressive top! I would love to try it out if someone could guarantee that I would be with Brandon Jones. I would be willing to try ANYTHING with that absolutely beautiful guy!

Having read Pfifer's descriptive account,how the hell am I supposed to follow in behind that? He paints such a detailed picture that it's given me a boner just reading it. Heck, I have to admit that I would enjoy seeing his account worked into a flick myself. I am not that creative or gifted in storytelling, but I can expand on ideas like there's no tomorrow. In Pfifer's scene, I see fine ass Brandon being dominated by the colossal Diesel Washington, who should be cast opposite Jones. He is so cute, almost dainty, I so very well can picture him helplessly submitting to the Diesel's massively masculine and domineering ways. I am very fond of the ending he came up with. It's so full of irony-never in a million years would I have ever thought it a possibility of anyone, man or woman, to faint during an intense orgasmic flow. I find it refreshing and believable that someone like the Diesel would have such an affect on Brandon Jones. The irony continues to unfold as Diesel reveals a gentle and sensitive layer of himself and romantically carries the little sexy guy off and beds him. Most wouldn't expect that, usually wham, you hit it, and it's over! What a sweet and creative twist. You have got to commend originality - dare to be different. I can certainly appreciate that!

I must admit that I have a prejudice towards Brandon Jones. I get an instant erection by just seeing pictures of him. He has an eager bubble ass that is simply to die for. As long as I am confessing, let me he on record to say that over the last few years,I have been breaking my back to see him when I have the knowledge that he is in a particular video. I have fantasized about him more times than I care to mention. What would really be a treat would be seeing Brandon in an interracial scene with an ebony god who aggressively carries him off to a tucked away place where Brandon is repeatedly ravished and raped. Brandon is very excited yet pleading and begging for mercy. The ebony god is relentlessly having his way with Brandon until he forces the hungry bottom to explode his manly goo all over the place. At this point, Brandon has no control whatsoever. The intensity of the orgasm makes him tremble and faint into the arms of his kidnapper. The ebony god looks longingly at Brandon's hot body helplessly draped in his powerful arms and a gentle side of the assailant emerges. He carries Brandon off to bed with him and holds him close and romantically and falls asleep together. I have never seen anything remotely close to this, but I am sure that many people would enjoy seeing an encounter as original as this!! I challenge you to produce this!!